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  • cooler
    07-01 01:29 PM
    My friend joined new company from Project Manager he got a job on Associate Director. When GC was filed he was developer :-)

    You can do anything as long as you don't get caught. In this case. If he moved from a developer to a PM. That in itself is a significant change in job description.

    I have heard one of the lawyers say that a developer to a PM is a natural job progression. That does not make sense at all. You go from debugging your code to debugging MS-Project. The associate Director post involves something entirely different.

    IF the company is willing to go along and provide the letter with the same designation as in LC, then there is nothing to worry else you would have a sword hanging till the case is adjucated.




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  • chanduv23
    04-13 10:43 AM
    You are very correct. For them immigration issue means, family based greencard system. They will be happy if EB greencard is eliminated so that all greencards are given to their families.

    My friend contacted such organization and they said that they will help us by putting our issue on their website. For that I should ask IV to contribute to their cause. They refused to contribute anything or do anything for IV. They said that by putting IV's name on their site, they are doing us a favor by enhancing our profile and that is a big help. I am now repulsed by such ABCDs.

    This is so much in contrast to hispanic orgs or Irish orgs or jewish orgs who care for their people.

    yes, our community is divided. The main reason is, all these years, majority people used short cuts methods or got lucky or effortlessly immigrated and jumped to the other side. Things were not so tough for them as compared to us and we are competitive. They hate us for being competitive so they influence the law makers and the results is obvious EB green card is 10% and FB system is bringing in 60%. They take advantage of the the H1b system to live on us and influence the policies making it tougher.
    We are better off not seeking their help, but if people think otherwise, go for it. A lot of these organizations are formed for convinience and self interest and they really do not have any interest in the community as a whole.

    Take example of ATA and TANA. ATA is called American telugu Association and TANA is called Telugu association of North America. They say ATA is for Reddys and TANA is for Khammas.

    Look at the Gujjus. They are strongly bound their community only. Look at all the Tamil sangams, Kannada Sangams, ......

    I am not blaming them, but just saying that their agendas are not ours. We may be better off not spending time with these people.




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  • sandy_anand
    04-08 05:11 PM
    Well glad that at least all the lawyers' websites experienced lots of traffic these past few days. Happy for them. Only visible benefit from Mr.Oppenheim's dramatic announcement about the 12000 additional visas. :rolleyes:




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  • ruchigup
    08-22 10:31 PM
    Thanks for all the inputs....



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  • CADude
    11-08 12:46 PM
    per USCIS released information approx 655K AOS pending application as of end of Sept 2007.

    It's also has 281K EAD & 188K AP pending applications.


    So long way to go for GC journey...

    Source: http://www.uscis.gov/files/article/APPLICATIONS%20FOR%20IMMIGRATION%20BENEFITS_Septem ber07.pdf




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  • dixie
    08-16 01:51 PM
    Australia is another option.

    http://www.immi.gov.au/
    The trouble with all these options is they are developed countries alright, but at least for techies, these countries just dont have a solid job market. I have friends who immigrated to Australia, got their PR and citizenship in 3 years and are now looking to immigrate to US !! Welcome to IV is all I can tell them.



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  • imh1b
    04-28 01:12 PM
    If you count the taxes these 150K legal immigrants would have paid if they were in US for a year it is more than 2.5 billion dollars.

    There was a recent study claiming that 14 million illegal immigrants pay 1.5 billion dollars a year in taxes (read mostly sales taxes). And thus US should legalize these 14 million people to continue to get 1.5 billion dollars a year.

    Now you can compare 150K people vs 14 million people and who pays more.
    The study fails to tell that these illegals do not have insurance. So they use hospitals for free. They do not pay federal taxes because they do not have a valid documentation. Even if they are allowed to pay federal tax, many will be below poverty line.

    The study did not envision an economic scenario for America if 14 million illegals are legalized. How many will claim unemployment, social security, medicare etc. I can bet the cost to government will be in billions with many zeroes after that. Someone should call the reporter and the pro illegals who created that study to answer these questions.




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  • permfiling
    12-15 08:55 PM
    Thanks psam. Did they say what was the issue and how many days did it take to get the card after the issue was found out?



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  • GCKaMaara
    10-15 11:58 AM
    I think that is the humanitarian parole......but there have been over aggressive officers at the POE who mix up the two......

    My suggestion to you is use your H1B(if possible) or take an infopass and get an expedited AP.

    I Second this idea.




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  • ksahmed
    11-15 04:31 PM
    Service Center NSC
    I-131

    Primary Applicant:

    10/22: Soft LUD
    11/6: Document Mailed
    11/7: Document Mailed (Soft LUD)
    11/15: Phisically Received (The AP says I-131 was approved on 10/22)

    Secondary Applicant

    10/12: Soft LUD
    10/31: Document Mailed
    11/1: Document Mailed (Soft LUD)
    11/6: Phisically Received (The AP says I-131 was approved on 10/12)



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  • Radhika
    07-09 01:12 PM
    upgraded on June25 to PP got status changed on 30th. Received approval notice by attorney on July 6th




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  • EB3June03
    06-18 01:08 PM
    From:- http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dq/pdf/civil_surgeon_ltr.pdf

    Technical Instructions for Civil Surgeons
    A new TB classification (Class B: Latent TB Infection Needing Evaluation for Treatment) should be used for all applicants who are recent arrivals to the United States (less than 5 years) from countries with a high TB prevalence, with a Mantoux TST reaction of 10 mm or greater of induration, and no evidence of TB disease. See Section V of the TB Technical Instructions for other conditions for which referral for evaluation for treatment of latent TB infection is recommended. The civil surgeon should pro-actively contact the TB Control Program of the local health department to identify specific sources of treatment for latent TB infection and make the appropriate referral.

    What if the applicant is NOT a recent arrival in US and does NOT have any evidence of TB disease? I hope there is another category for that (which might be exempt from treatment).



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  • chanduv23
    12-15 11:40 AM
    My company is surplussing me among other employees to be laid off around Apr 2009.
    My case is as follows:
    Case EB3 India
    PD Mar 2004
    Labor and I-140 approved
    I-485 filed during Jun-Jul 2007 rush, FP done, waiting for PD to become current

    Right now I am working on H1-B extension, and to make things complicated, I got married in Jul 2008 and brought spouse on H4.

    I am not sure which avenue is the best for me, I would appreciate your input.
    Thanks,

    As you did not apply for 485 for your wife, she has to be on h4. You have enough time to get a job and file for h1b transfer and use ac21. Start looking for jobs and make your move once you get the job.




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  • bigboy007
    02-18 12:14 AM
    Chandu just mentioned that some means of contacting him is made. But he is very pivotal for this . As hez Obama campaign chairman , Senate No. 2 Ranking Democrat. His support or non-support is very crucial to support or not supporting any legislation now and if Obama comes in to picture obviously he will have better hold. We need to get our message strong , hard in a best smooth way possible.

    Also he is against H1b Mis-use. Now does he understand PPL like us in Middle of Nowhere.



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  • vparam
    05-14 08:04 PM
    My PD will become current. I want to support IV, so contributing agaain.

    today 100, 450 till date.




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  • Ramba
    07-27 03:31 PM
    In very rare ocassions people get to know that their 485 is preadjudicated.

    Check out this case
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/344724-post54.html

    Now, once preadjudicated does not mean that your case may not be reviewed again (My thoughts)

    The good indication of anyone 485 is pre-adjudicated, if LUD changes continously for 3 or 4 days on their online account with uscis. To notice thist, one has to moniter every day. If they receive RFE, it is the good indication of the application will be pre-adjudicated based on the aswer to the RFE. If they recive answer to RFE, the LUD will normalyy change with in 10 days continously. Pre-adjudicatred does not mean that it is 100% pre-approved. They may ask a question at the time of approval, if the 485 is pending for pro-lonnged time after it is pre-adjudicated.



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  • Sunx_2004
    02-11 11:32 AM
    What are IVs recommendations ??

    Looks like the news is out on this in media.
    Immigration Voice has been aware of this and actively working on it for last 3 weeks. This had been also posted on the donor forums. Core members and several key IV volunteers/ donors already have been working on it and analyzing it. We also had been asked for our recommendations and had send our recommendations. We should see this bill introduced soon in a few days.




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  • optimystic
    03-19 05:55 PM
    May be this is the general process, but I know of a case with RD in June last week and PD in 2003 Mar got approved last Nov/Dec area. It is an EB3 India case.

    That would be quite surprising (but not unusual with USCIS :confused: ).

    If the case has RD in last week of June then theoretically it had some windows where its PD would have been current

    June last week - July 2 and
    July 17 - Aug 17th.

    But looks like the approval happened in Nov/Dec 07...nowhere near the possible PD current time frames I mentioned above. And also during Nov/Dec 07, EB3- India was 'U' ...so how did the case get adjudicated, and Visa number assigned during that time frame ??? !! One could not even argue that the case got adjudicated and visa assigned during July/Aug timeframes but got stuck for a while before the approval was mailed....'cos its about 3-4 months difference to the time the actual approval was mailed!

    Should people who get such unusual approvals be worried that USCIS may realise their mistake later and retract the asssigned Visa numbers and put the case back into adjustment of status mode?? I hope not for the sake of sanity of those people who got the approval !


    More the reason for me to get the Infopass in April and hopefully force them to open up my case and look if it can be adjudicated.. :( . I wonder what my company's immigration attorneys would say. They usually do not recommend the applicants directly contacting USCIS.




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  • Dhundhun
    07-21 06:17 PM
    Hi All,
    My skin test was positive, where as my x-ray was normal.Incase I get an RFE , Can I go to my PCP or need to go only to local health dept.

    Can some body guide me
    -Srarao
    $100-so far

    For people from India, skin test is usually positive and x-ray normal. No one gets RFE for that.

    Why they should give you RFE? Is there any hidden message, which I am unable to makeout from your post?




    jonty_11
    07-05 04:41 PM
    I have got my canadian PR approval for me and my wife and have sent the passports to the Canadian Consulate in NYC for immigrant visa stamping. To get my PR card I have to land in Canada before Dec 19, 2007 when the visa expires.

    I have not traveled outside the US after I got my H1B and am planning to go to Canada for stamping H1B for me H4 for my wife.

    Would there be any problem for me to land in Canada since I will not be landing there with the intention to settle but will return after getting my H1B stamped in a couple of days.

    Anyone gone through my kind of situation before. Please send me a PM.

    I am concerend about being denied entry in Canada and then I will be nowhere because I cannot return to US without a vaid H1B stamp.
    there is a Automatic VISA reavalidation Rule that allows u to visit Canada or Mexico and return within30 days only w/o valid US VISA...google it. or search on these forums...




    helmet
    01-15 11:43 AM
    now a days that test is mandatory for all Asian countries. If you did master's in US then you no need to take that test. in their website there is a point calculation chart for the points that you get in IELTS the corresponding points for canada pr. If won't take that test mostly they will reject the application if you are from Asia.



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